i could not be

I could not be a switchboard operator.  The phone would be smashed by the 3rd hour, and I’d end up paying the company that employs me, as I would be forever replacing the phone.

I could not be a guidance counsellor.  I’d be arrested for assault most likely.

I could not run a day care centre.  I’d be committed to a psychiatric hospital within my first day.

I could not be a window washer.  I’d be fired for not washing the windows, and instead day dreaming.

I could not be a stay-at-home mom.  Props to those of you that are.

I could not be a boss.  As good as I am at ‘giving instructions’, I’m better at following them.  Most times.  Okay, sometimes.  Well… Next!

I could not be a toll booth operator.  I’d be swearing at every person who didn’t have their money or card ready by the time that they got to me, thus holding up the queue.

There are loads of things that I couldn’t be.

Good thing that I’m just me.

G

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